Friday, July 15, 2011

On To The Next One

(NY Post) Heartbroken Elin Nordegren has found love again with wealthy American investor Jamie Dingman, Page Six can exclusively reveal. Elin, who divorced cheating golf great Tiger Woods following a series of scandals with multiple women, has been dating Dingman, the son of billionaire Michael Dingman, for months. The charming bachelor has previously dated Bridget Moynahan, mother of Tom Brady's baby. He was linked last year to Princess Madeleine of Sweeden.

Now I ain't saying Elin Nordegren is a gold digger, but she aint fuckin' with no broke American investors!

For a year and a half now every women and spineless man on the planet has felt bad for poor little supermodel Elin. How could Tigar cheat on her? With a porn star? Waitress? They had a family, blah blah blah. But just like how we discovered that Tiger had an addiction to sex, we now come to find that Elin has an addiction to money. Really, hunny? The 100+ million that you walked away with in the divorce settlement wasn't enough for you? Spare me the whole "love" spiel cause I'm not buying it. She's hot enough to the point that she could literally have any man on the planet and she just happens to fall for this sleezy billionaire with ties to Swedish princesses and shit? She saw his balance and her eyes lit up faster than Tiger sending a cock shot.

Somebody do me a favor and cue up the Jay-Z music cause she's on to the next one.

-fresh (@danye33)

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