Monday, August 15, 2011

Chris Bosh Is Spending His Time Wisely During The Lockout

So while some N.B.A. players have been spotted showcasing their talents and working on their games this summer in the likes of the Philippines or Dyckman Park, Chris Bosh, the weak link of Miami's big three, has spent his time (40 hours to date) getting this bizarre, awkward and blatantly confusing back tattoo. To be blunt about it I just don't get it. There seems to be a purple woman yelling at a skull, an eagle perched on the branch of a gigantic tree, some music notes and (possibly) the face of a man resembling Gargamel from The Smurfs. The images are just all over the place, not working well or complementing each others style at all. I think he should title it "The 2011 Miami Heat."

I imagine that tree looks like a lot like the one Phineas fell from in "A Separate Piece". Just a hunch.



  1. Is Bosh's tattoo worse than AK47's? check it out

  2. Def not as bad as AK-47, but Bosh is 100x more fun to make fun of!