Monday, August 22, 2011

Lil Wayne Gets 9 Stiches After Skateboad Accident

(E!) Lil Wayne was rushed to the emergency room in St. Louis last night after falling off his skateboard and bumping his head. The platinum-selling rapper was admitted to DePaul Health Center with a nasty cut on his forehead after wiping out at a skateboarding park near the Verizon Wireless Amphitheatre, where he had just finished giving a concert. Fans will be happy to hear however that Lil Wayne is doing fine.

Hey Lil Tunechi- have you ever heard of the phrase "stay your lane"? Well it applies to you too. Seriously the hipster of hip-hop has gone too far this time. You've achieved unparalleled levels of fame because you rapped about pussy, money and weed. Now you've traded in your doo-rags, fitted caps and gold chains for a pair of skinny pants and some Vans. Fifty got shot 9 times, and you got 9 stitches while getting your post-concert Tony Hawk on.

In my opinion, Wayne peaked in the spring of 2008. His Drought 3 mixtape had elevated him to the top of the rap food chain and the hype surrounding The Carter III remains unmatched even to this day. Since then he's put out a crappy autotuned rock cd, spent a year in the pen and the rest of the time getting rich(er) off of Drake and Nicki Minaj. Weezy is the only rapper I know whose image got softer after leaving jail. So please, for the sake of us true rap fans out there, stop trying to be Pharrel and go back to being the #1 Stunna.

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