Thursday, August 25, 2011

The Plot For JT's New Movie Is Fucking Awesome



Alright Dick in a box, here's your chance. No more Emile Hirsch. No more Jesse Eisenberg. And no I'm not counting Friends With Benefits. "In Time" IS JT's time to breakout as the leading man in a hit movie. The whole premise for this film blows me away. Below is the plot from its wiki page.

In a retro-future when the aging gene has been switched off, people must pay to stay alive. People stop aging at 25 years old. However, stamped on their arm is a clock of how long they will live. To avoid overpopulation, time has become the currency and the way people pay for luxuries and necessities. The rich can live forever, while the rest try to negotiate for their immortality.

Let me reiterate that for you. NO ONE AGES ABOVE 25 YEARS OLD! This leads to a great encounter in the preview where a guy introduces his mother, wife and daughter to JT, and all three of them are certified dime pieces. Could you image living in a world where no one gets ugly? Where chicks stay at the top of their games for all of eternity? Every girl becomes a milf. Forever. I just caught rock from even thinking about it.

Now I guess the drama occurs in the movie when a poor young man (Timberlake) is accused of murder after inheriting a fortune of time from a wealthy upper class man who apparently killed himself (or did he?). After he inherits his new found time, he goes around distributing that wealth to other poor people who are about to "run out of time", not unlike a futuristic Robin Hood. Even if this movie ends up being a let down (something I can't see happening), its still guaranteed to have some great chase scenes, sex scenes and futuristic gadget scenes. Hell, it may even have some Future Sex Love Sounds!


You've officially been warned.



-fresh

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