Monday, September 12, 2011

Snooki Gets Inked Up, A Popular Thunder Bumps Ashlee Simpson and Chris Brown Apparently Doesn't Watch That Many Movies- It's Your Weekend Tweet Re-Cap

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It was Christmas come early for the Jets last night, as Tony Romo continued his trend of crunch time melt downs, and quite literally threw the game away in the Meadowlands. The Cowboys 14 point 4th quarter collapse in the Ryan Bowl capped off a beautiful first Sunday of football that saw the NFC South go 0-4, the Steelers commit 7 turnovers, Ted Ginn score 2 touchdowns and the Bills beat a playoff team on the road by 34. Oh yea, and Rob Ryan's doppleganger is Warren Haynes.

And now, the tweets!
First off I'll gladly go on record saying that I liked Bridesmaids. I thought it was 10x funnier than Hangover 2 (not saying much), and right behind Horrible Bosses as the funniest movie of the summer. But funniest movie of all time? Really Breezy? It's obvious the only reason he wrote this tweet was because he's trying to get back on the good side of his female followers. Face it, you're a woman beater and by pledging allegiance to this chick flick you're not fooling anybody. Besides, Bridesmaids can't hold a candle to Dumb and Dumber, 40 Year Old Virgin, Heavy Weights, Sex Drive and Superbad. Fact.

What is it about tattoos that just makes it so easy to make fun of them? The jokes practically write themselves. Its got to be a mixture of the fact that whatever image or words you chose will be forever engraved on your epidermis, combined with the thought process that a person must have been going through when they woke up one morning and decided it would be a good idea to drive down to the tattoo parlor to get a crown with a Captain Crunch esq. mustache hanging below it inked on your bicep. Most people get tattoos to be "cool" but what happens when that tattoo inevitably becomes "uncool"? I don't know because I don't have any, but at least now we'll be able to ask Snooki what that feels like in 6 months.

I'm all for having a diverse taste in music. For example, if you were to scroll through my ipod you would find songs by Jadakiss, Jay-Z, John Denver, John Mayer, the Jonas Brothers (Only Burnin' Up) and Justin Timberlake. Another thing I'm also all for is KEEPING THINGS TO MYSELF SOMETIMES! Seriously, how do you tweet with a straight face that your listening to an Ashlee Simpson song and not expect to get ridiculed by your nearly 150k followers?

Regardless, I couldn't be happier that Harden tweeted that. Now I finally have an excuse to throw up this video of Ashlee Simpson lip syncing on SNL from a few years back. Priceless.

Thunder Up!


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