Following Up With That Chick Who Had The Most Outrageous Profile Picture Of All-Time

Back in April of 2010, I blogged about a friend request I received from this chick that I had never met before that had the most outrageous profile picture of all time. Shit was going down in that picture that wouldn't even be allowed on cable television. In that particular picture she was sitting on the toilet, pants/panties down, wiping (?), with her phone up to her ear while her friend held a LIT BOWL up to her mouth to take a hit. Needless to say, I didn't unfriend her in hopes that one day should would provide the 2 Man Weave with another blogworthy profile picture. And it's a good thing I did that my friends, because that day is today.

Let us take a close look at profile picture 12 out of 152, appropriately titled "my bitches <3", shall we? For starters- where the fuck are these broads? That shit looks like a dumpy version of Applebees. There's a fat older couple in the corner, scarfing down nachos and Diet Cokes. Sportscenter is playing in the background. Some bro is wearing plaid. Like what planet are they on? And more importantly why are these skanks dressed up like they just came from a sleepover at the Playboy mansion? See through panties, really? I mean not that any other form of non-transparent lingerie would have been socially acceptable any way, but this is just ridiculous. Umm hello lady, you're drinking a Coors Light, grinding with friends in a room where you're clearly the youngest group of people by at least ten years and oh yea, YOUR ASSHOLE IS SHOWING!



Damn, sluts.

-fresh (@danye33)