Chinese Business Man Doesn't Realize His Computer Was Linked To Massive Outdoor Billdboard, Plays Porn For 10 Minutes As Community Watches In Awe

(Shanghiist) Pedestrians of Oubei Town (瓯北镇) in the city of Wenzhou got an eyeful on Wednesday, when a large LED billboard located at the busiest intersection in town played a pornographic video for a full ten minutes. Beginning at roughly 9pm, passersby began to notice something was amiss when they noticed the billboard, which normally sells cars, acting particularly raunchy. It turns out the "culprit" was just a lonely office worker who didn't realize the computer he was using for his private time was linked to the massive billboard outside. The employee is now being charged with "disturbing the peace," because police cannot prove he intentionally aired the clip.

Talk about bad luck, huh? After putting in a hard, thankless, twelve hour day at work crunching numbers, you figure it's finally time for a little "me" time. After all, you're the last on in the office and everyone else has long gone home to their obedient wives. So what do you do? Throw on a little spank wire and let the good times roll, right? Sounds all fine and dandy, except for the fact that the one computer you're logged into happens to be LINKED TO A GIGANTIC BILLBOARD right smack in the middle of the busiest intersection in town!! You gotta figure there's something like twenty computers minimum in that office and you just haaaad to pick the one feeding out to the entire world. I haven't seen someone catch that bad a break since Jenny passed out next to Casper in Kids.

And let's get one thing straight here people. There's no such thing as "watching porn". It's called beating off, plain and simple. This man was doing something with his balls that no one in their right mind should have the balls to do in their office. Aww skeet skeet muhfuckah.

-fresh (@danye33)