Friday, January 6, 2012

Ohio Man Arrested For Breaking Into Some Dudes House And Pulling A Desert Eagle 50 Cal Semiautomatic Pistol On The Homeowner

(Ohio)A Portage County man is jailed on charges of using a high-powered pistol to threaten a resident inside a Nelson Township home. Rudy White, 48, was arrested Tuesday on charges of aggravated burglary. Sheriff David Doak said additional charges are possible. White is accused of drawing a Desert Eagle .50-caliber semiautomatic pistol while fighting with a 48-year-old man inside the man’s home in the 12000 block of state Route 282. No shots were fired. The resident was treated for facial injuries at Robinson Memorial Hospital in Ravenna. White was also treated at the hospital before being taken to jail.

Jeez, Zach Galifianakis has aged horribly

I've spent the last ten minutes trying to figure out what the hell happened in this story and I've still got nothing. So this shanty looking MF'er waltzed into some 48 year old mans house toting a high caliber assault pistol with the intentions of robbing him. This much is clear.  Yet no shots were fired and the home owner ends up getting treated for facial injuries.  My question is- how the fuck do you walk into some strangers house with a Desert Eagle and leave with no merchandise, black eye and in hand cuffs? The planning was there, he had the pieces, but the execution was horrendous.

Odds on what drugs he was on:
meth -220
bath salts +135
the cheese +300

-fresh (@danye33)


  1. How about until you know THE WHOLE STORY you KEEP YOUR FUCKING MOUTH SHUT! You do not know anything about him or this incident. FUCK YOU BASTARD.

  2. Wow, that's a reaction! And such bad manners. Smh