Friday, April 27, 2012
"Prison Is For People That Has Never Roller Skated" Taking You Into The Weekend
I wanna move to Reno, Nevada so bad I can taste it. Old black dudes giving out E pills left and right, first ones on the house? Morbidly obese guys making it rain with free candy in sketchy vans? Grandpa's in graffiti gangs? Shit sounds like Disney World for grown ups. Combine that with the fact that according to this video, if you go to Roller Kingdom you're guaranteed to make it to college, never go to jail AND never have an unplanned pregnancy? Well, it's been real New York, but peace I'm outta here.
P.S. I love how Roller Kingdom tries to act all high and mighty like they live above the influence and all that other good stuff. Meanwhile their logo clearly features a marijuana leaf above the 'I' in Kingdom. I think it's pretty obvious that this "roller rink" is just a front for their drug ring.
Think about it- roller skating, rolling face. I think I'm on to something here...