Wednesday, May 23, 2012
This Dude Maury Really Reaching For Ratings These Days
This screen shot comes from reader Steven, and regardless of whether or not its a troll, it's getting posted because I've re-read it twenty times and haven't not laughed once. It's the most outrageous question that's ever been asked. It packs a triple punch. Starts out by making you picture a family member having sex (gross), then adds that said intercourse must have occurred on a religious symbol (hilarious), in front of your dead child (fucked up). Like the more I read it, the more I doubt its legitimacy. However, according to user BigGirl on the Straight Dope message board "Maury does guest search during the bumper to commercials and this is a screen cap of one such solicitation.".
To quote Uncle Frank from Home Alone, "Immature or not, it was pretty gol-darn hilarious."
So readers, ever fuck on a cross in front of your dead kid? If so, call 1-888-45MAURY