Friday, June 15, 2012
LeBatard's Back With Another Rant!
Shortly after LeBron's "Decision" back in 2012, Dan LeBatard hit Miami radio airwaves with an epic rant that continues to live on in infamy to this day. Well, he's back at it again, and this time he's shitting on Boston, whom the Heat recently eliminated in the Eastern Conference Finals. Granted seventy five percent of why I love these things so much has to do with the background beat he's screaming over, but the fact remains I look forward to these rants the way stoners look forward to free Slurpie day at 7-11.
Below are my top my favorite quotes from his latest installment.
5. Hey Boston! Your Doc loses Game 7. Our Docs augment breasts!
4. The sixty story John Handcock tower boasts thirteen acres of glass. After Game 6, LeBron returned to South Beach, and thirteen acres of ASS!
3. Your most famous party Boston featured tea! Our most famous parties, FEATURE E!!!
2. Marquis Daniels looks like a cat fish!
1. You eat Boston cream pies, baked beans and chow-dah. You know what we eat? We'll eat your motherfuckin' face!
What the hell does too debaucherous mean?