So apparently McDonald’s in Japan, and now South Korea, have dropped prices on French fries, making what was once thought to be a luxury a bargain. The result has been “Potato Parties”, where teens meet up and order an ungodly amount of fries, spread them out over the course of several trays, Twitpic that shizz and get down to business. McDonald’s employees are predictably not too happy about these little get togethers, due to the amount of time wasted cooking the fries and cleaning up the mess that gets left behind. Unluckily for them, the promotion runs until November 2nd, so the only thing stopping these parties from continuing is going to be the inevitable premature heart attacks some of these youths are bound to suffer.
Loyal 2 Man Weave reader Keytwitty made a keen observation that in all of these potato parties something seemed to be missing, and that something is ketchup! Seriously how do you consume 13,000 calories worth of fries in one sitting without going HAM on some Heinz? Makes no sense. Good thing I have five vacation days left that I've got to use by the end of April. I’m about to go over there and show them how to properly pound some potato. They don't call me the Big Dipper for nothing!
/they don't call me the Big Dipper at all : (