Tuesday, March 5, 2013
Anticipation For "Real World: Portland" Builds After Fight Videos Leak To YouTube
When the trailer dropped for the 28th installment of MTV's lone remaining series that 20+ year olds can relate to, we here at the Weave could hardly contain our excitement. Lots of hot bodies and tempers filled the screen, ensuring that the two ingredients necessary for a successful Real World season were in place.
Thanks to the advent of cell phone cameras and YouTube, we're now able to get an unedited sneak peek at some of the madness before it airs.
The below video, uploaded three months ago, features Johnny Riley, a chef from Mass, engaged in a drunken argument with Nia Moore, a 23 year old waitress from Atlanta.
In the video Johnny admits to having a small penis ("I've already talked about my dick being little"), before verbally attacking fellow cast member Jessica for being fat ("Cry little fat girl, cry"). Nia, talking to Johnny, then says that something is a lie, "Just like when she told you she loved you when you fucked her with a dildo". Johnny denies those allegations, although Nia claims to have been in the bed next to them when the rubber loving went down.
Johnny is not happy about these claims against his manhood ("your dick ain't doing it!), and rationally responds by alleging that Nia "sucks dick for money".
Can't we just fast forward life to March 27th?