In all seriousness her real date for the night should have just cut his losses and went home as soon as D-Wade walked through the door, right? I mean even if he did end up getting buns that night, there's no way she wasn't wishing that it was Flash inside her the entire time. Bet she couldn't even muster up the decency to fake an O. Here he is all dressed to the nines, on his suit and tie shit, with presumably the hottest girl in his school as a date, and in walks a former Finals MVP to sweep his lady off her feet. Insta-wet.
And make no mistake about it, there's a 100% chance Wade beat. Did you catch the part where he referred to himself as the third wheel? Guy couldn't even keep a straight face.