Friday, May 31, 2013

My Condolences To Anyone Who Went To High School With Harrison

Harrison stopped playing football after his junior varsity season, presumably, because he was too busy stealing your girl. Seems like this young man has his priorities straight.

P.S. If you see Harrison on your college campus next year just save yourself the embarrassment and transfer. You don't stand a chance.

-fresh (@danye33)

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