Saturday, June 22, 2013

Lebatard's Back With A Championship Spurs Rant



By far the best part about the Miami Heat's success in recent years has been Dan Lebatard's epic rants following the team's numerous playoff series wins. So it should come as a surprise to no one that Lebatard carpe diem'd the first chance he got after the Heat clinched their second consecutive NBA title Thursday night versus the Spurs. Below are some of my favorite one liner's from the latest installment of "The Rant," courtesy of The Dan Lebatard Show with Stugotz.

Hey Tony Parker- LeBron pulled out his Eva DONGorea and Wee-Wee'd all over your dreams!

San Antonio is the fastest growing city in the United States- 
but it's only because of Borris Diaw!

Duncan is from the Virgin Islands. 
When LeBron gets done vacationing there, they're just gonna be "islands"!

Danny Green thought it was best of five!

You pick up McGrady, we'll pick up YOUR ladies!

You have a Popovich, we pop a molly!

Joel Anthony has as many rings as Wilt Chamberlain!!!

San Antonio is a nice and classy team. But dusty San Antonio is known for tumbleweeds. 
Birdman is gonna spend his off-season, tumbling in weeeeeeeeeeeed!



-fresh (@danye33)

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