Friday, September 27, 2013
Week 4 NFL Picks Column
Listen up everybody we've got good news, and we've got bad news. The bad news is I got sick this week, missed work, and have a doctors appointment later on this afternoon. The good news is, depending on the outcome of the visit, I should be able to laugh at myself for your enjoyment in next week's picks column.
But for now, I'm making sure to tread lightly.
2 Man Weave Anti-Lock Of The Week (0-3) Indy -8 over Jax
It's almost like you guys forgot that this was ANTI-lock pick of the week. So if you've been going against my picks each week you'd find yourself up 3x your initial investment. I'm gonna keep the gold coming by advising you to put all your schillings on the Colts to run wild in the swamps of Jacksonville.
This one's going to get ugly, but at least Jags fans will get to enjoy free beers.
And now, the picks!
The King's Throne
Keytwitty (9-6) Bal -3.5, Indy -8, Wash -3.5, S.F. -3, N.O. -6.5
Watch The Throne
Dough Boy (8-7) Bal -3.5, K.C. -4, N.E +1.5, Cincy -4.5, Dal -2
Cambo (6-8-1) NYJ +4, Sea -3, Indy -8, N.E. +1.5, Chi +3
J Fonts (6-9) Minn +1, Sea -3, Ari +3, Chi +3, Atl +1.5
Gary (6-9) S.F. -3, Mia +6.5, Sea -3, Dal -2, K.C. -4
Danye (5-9-1) NYJ +4, S.F. -3, K.C. -4, Den -10.5, Chi +3
Miggs (5-10) Bal -3.5, Cincy -4.5, Indy -8, Sea -3, Chi +3
Chooch (5-10) Bal -3.5, Cincy -4.5, Indy -9, NYG +4, Tenn -4
Flem (3-10-2) Bal -3.5, Indy -8, Sea -3, Philly +10.5, Dal -2
Obscure Gif of the Week / Real Life Simpsons
Babe of the Week / Elijah Dushku
Random YouTube Video Of The Week That Has Nothing To Do With Football / Mo's Farewell
Gametime Snack Of The Week- Salsa Guacamole
Chief Keef was arrested for missing his child support hearing and will not be giving out fantasy advice this week.