Friday, September 27, 2013

Week 4 NFL Picks Column


Listen up everybody we've got good news, and we've got bad news. The bad news is I got sick this week, missed work, and have a doctors appointment later on this afternoon. The good news is, depending on the outcome of the visit, I should be able to laugh at myself for your enjoyment in next week's picks column.

But for now, I'm making sure to tread lightly.



2 Man Weave Anti-Lock Of The Week (0-3) Indy -8 over Jax

It's almost like you guys forgot that this was ANTI-lock pick of the week. So if you've been going against my picks each week you'd find yourself up 3x your initial investment. I'm gonna keep the gold coming by advising you to put all your schillings on the Colts to run wild in the swamps of Jacksonville.

This one's going to get ugly, but at least Jags fans will get to enjoy free beers

And now, the picks!

The King's Throne

Keytwitty (9-6) Bal -3.5, Indy -8, Wash -3.5, S.F. -3, N.O. -6.5

Watch The Throne 

Dough Boy (8-7) Bal -3.5, K.C. -4, N.E +1.5, Cincy -4.5, Dal -2

Cambo (6-8-1) NYJ +4, Sea -3, Indy -8, N.E. +1.5, Chi +3

J Fonts (6-9)  Minn +1, Sea -3, Ari +3, Chi +3, Atl +1.5

Gary (6-9) S.F. -3, Mia +6.5, Sea -3, Dal -2, K.C. -4

Danye (5-9-1)  NYJ +4, S.F. -3, K.C. -4, Den -10.5, Chi +3

Miggs (5-10) Bal -3.5, Cincy -4.5, Indy -8, Sea -3, Chi +3

Chooch (5-10) Bal -3.5, Cincy -4.5, Indy -9, NYG +4, Tenn -4

The Mush

Flem (3-10-2) Bal -3.5, Indy -8, Sea -3, Philly +10.5, Dal -2

Obscure Gif of the Week /  Real Life Simpsons



Babe of the Week / Elijah Dushku







Random YouTube Video Of The Week That Has Nothing To Do With Football / Mo's Farewell 



Gametime Snack Of The Week- Salsa Guacamole

 

Chief Keef was arrested for missing his child support hearing and will not be giving out fantasy advice this week.


-fresh (@danye33)

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