Friday, October 4, 2013

Uncle Of The Year Cheers On As 8 Year Old Nephew Inhales 33 Chicken Nuggets From McDonalds

Joey Chestnut better watch his back! That is, provided this child doesn't succumb to heart failure before he's legally eligible to partake in eating competitions like the one that just went down in his uncle's kitchen. This kid's got the heart of a champion and the arteries of John Candy. But at the end of the day this is just another example of how there's nothing better than being an aunt or uncle. They get to enjoy all the perks of having a kid with none of the stress, worries or financial strain. Jabba the Hut just opened up his very own all you can eat Micky D's buffet on his kitchen table, how's that gonna make dad look when he asks him to eat his vegetables?

-fresh (@danye33)

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