Thursday, May 1, 2014

Chillest Bro Ever Asks Reporter Out During Live Wildfire Coverage

Look, I've said it once and I'll say it again. There are only three things in life that can get a man laid without having to pay for it and that's looks, humor and confidence, and I'll be damned if that wasn't the cockiest move I've ever seen in my life. This dude just went on a shirtless stroll with his dog under his arm, in the midst of a colossal wildfire, and the only thing on his mind was getting ass. He saw the cameras, saw the mic and seized his opportunity. And you know what? I bet that chick LOVED it. Probably made her day. Like if the cameras hadn't started rolling yet and he pulled that move there is no way he walks away from that situation without her phone number.

Also gotta love his response to her "what do you think of the fire?" question. You know she was banking on a scared response, but he hit her with the "it's pretty cool" and completely caught her off guard. Didn't even know how to respond. Tongue twisted like you read about.

That's on her though. Shoulda known better than to think that the imminent threat of losing your house in a wildfire would phase a shirtless guy who basically just proposed to you on national TV.

-fresh (@danye33)

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