Those eyes. Those crazy eyes, man. AP pull yourself together. I know this isn't a Ray Rice-type deal breaker where the whole nation is against you, but how about showing a little remorse in your mugshot? You look like you're about to hug the pain out me, and quite frankly, it's freaking me out.
P.S. I know it's none of my business how another man chooses to discipline his kids, but if I'm being objective I will say those bruises seemed a tad aggressive.