About a week and a half ago on Easter weekend, while I was kicking it in beautiful central New York just catching up on some r&r, a few friends and I decided to take a trip over to the gorges in Ithaca. I had never been there before, and it's only a 20 minute car ride from Cortland so I figured why not? The weather was just starting to get really nice (it has since flip-flopped between Eva Mendes and Kyle Singler), and despite the sub 60 degree water we were eager to cliff jump in. Needless to say I only jumped off of an embarrassing 15 footer, but the below video of my friend Bryson being his crazy self should give you a better idea of how sick this place really is.
Monday, April 12, 2010
Ok so today I got a friend request from someone I didn't know. Now I know what your thinking, big f'ing deal, hit the ignore button and it's on to the next. Except this time we had two friends in common so before deciding on whether or not to accept, I poked around a bit (no pun intended) and stumbled upon this gem of a profile picture (#4 of 39). For those of you that need an explanation as to what is being done in the above picture, let me brake it down for you.
This girl is wiping/possibly pleasuring herself with her right hand while sitting on the toilet, pants and panties mid-thigh.
With her right ear/shoulder she is balancing a cell phone, and either A) talking to someone or B) checking her voice mail. Don't you think this could have waited a minute or two until she took care of business?
And lastly, with the assistance of an unnamed blond, she is smoking a bowl.
So there you have it. Fuck multitasking, this chick is triple-tasking. But lets not forget to mention the elephant in the room, the two things I find most bizarre about this picture. One, where the hell is her left arm? Possibly reaching for TP but that's doubtful considering her right hand appears to be taking care of that. Is this potentially the hottest amputee stoner of all time? And finally- who took this picture? Although I wouldn't put anything past this girl, I highly doubt they put a camera on auto-timer. Meaning there must have been someone else who witnessed this ridiculous scene first hand.
But in the end I'll leave it up to you the reader to decide- Is this the most outrageous profile picture of all time?