Friday, October 31, 2014

Cowboys Fan Handles Loss to Redskins With Class and Elegance... Just Kidding, He Destroyed Everything In Sight Including The TV and Fish Tank

Why the hell would anyone voluntarily chose to live with this guy? I get if it's your brother and you grew up in the same house, or if you got assigned as roommates in the dorms at college, but as an adult you've got to be kidding me. I don't feel bad for anyone in this video. This is what they signed up for. They brought the tornado upon themselves. If this nutcase is smashing TV's, TiVo's and fish tanks over a week 8 game, I can only imagine the shit he's pulled over the course of their friendship. 

There's literally a 0% chance he hasn't punched a hole in the wall at some point in his life over a lost beer pong game. 

-fresh (@danye33)

The 2 Man Weave Podcast #15 with Miggs

In a special Halloween edition of the 2 Man Weave Podcast, Miggs and I talk about some of our favorite memories, movies and costumes from what is indisputably the best college holiday. Nick Van Sexel also talks about his follies from last weekend's visit to the frat house. 

We finish up by touching on a barrage of topics, including, but not limited to, pooping at work, babies taking selfies and a Teletubbie who got a bad case of the munchies. 

@danye33 / @NickMiggs

Tuesday, October 28, 2014

Week 9 Waiver Wire Pickups

Charles Sims, RB, Buccaneers- Week 8 Stats:  DNP (IR)

You don’t have to read too deep into the teas leaves in Tampa to see that something is awry in their offense. They are the fourth worst rushing team in the league, averaging just a hair over 86 ypg, and their “bellcow” back Doug Martin has been nothing more than a calf. Enter Charles Sims, the third round pick out of West Virginia has yet to play a down for the Buccs, but could become their defacto #1 back as early as week 10 versus the Falcons. He is set to return from the team’s IR list this week and will have to do little more than tie his shoelaces to surpass his completion. Sims could be the type of midseason fantasy lottery ticket owners dream about.

Jonas Gray, RB, Patriots- Week 8 Stats: 17 car, 86 rush yds

Jonas Gray saw a lot of green on Sunday, stampeding for 86 yards, while filling the Ridley role to perfection, in the Pats 51-23 win over the Bears at Gillette Stadium. It’s always a dice roll anytime you start a Patriots back, but Grey should see the majority of the work between the tackles in games they’re expected to win big (ex: every AFC East game for the remainder of the season). I doubt he’ll play much of a factor in what is sure to be a shootout with Denver this weekend, but look for him to bounce back with some big games when New England returns from their bye in week 11.

Josh Brown, WR, Cardinals- Week 8 Stats:  5 rec, 119 rec yds, 1 rec TD

The third round rookie out of Pittsburg State was the unsung hero of Sunday’s come-from-behind win over the Eagles. Brown hauled in a 75 yard score with just over 1:20 to play in the fourth and the team trailing by three points. He was targeted 10 times, catching five of those balls for a career high 119 yards,  and has the same amount of targets on the year as Michael Floyd. Having Carson Palmer back increases his value tenfold, though he remains a flex player at best from a fantasy standpoint.

Brandon LaFell, WR, Patriots- Week 8 Stats:  11 rec, 124 rec yds, 1 rec TD

Unlike the Aaron Dobson’s and Kenbrell Thompkins’ of the world, it appears Brandon LaFell will not fade into Patriots wide receiver purgatory. LaFell set his career high in receptions (11) and yards (124) in New England’s 51-23 bashing of the Bears. He’s now surpassed Julian Edelman as the go-to receiver on this high potent offense and you can start him at WR3 with confidence.

Martavis Bryant, WR, Steelers- Week 8 Stats:  5 rec, 83 rec yds, 2 rec TDs

Anytime your quarterback throws 6 touchdowns and passes for more than 500 yards his receivers stats are bound to be inflated. But don’t let Sunday’s once-in-a-season (if you’re lucky) outburst scare for you from dropping some serious waiver budget on Bryant, the rookie out of Clemson. He’s now scored three times in the last two games, emerging as a big time red zone threat. He’ll be no higher than the Steelers third option at best the rest of the way, but definitely an intriguing process who should continue to grow as the season moves on.

Donte Moncrief, WR, Colts- Week 8 Stats:  7 rec, 113 rec yds, 1 rec TD

Moncrief caught seven passes for 113 yards and a touchdown while filling in for the injured Reggie Wayne, and far outperforming the healthy Hakeem Nicks, in the Colts 51-34 loss to the Steelers. This offense has a lot of mouths to feed with their duel-running backs (T-Rich/Bradshaw), duel-tight ends (Allen/Fleener) and T.Y. Hilton, but the upside for Moncrief is definitely there. If Wayne sits out Monday’s game versus the Giants I’d have no problem plugging and playing the talented rook. 

-fresh (@danye33)

Friday, October 24, 2014

The 2 Man Weave Podcast #14 with Cam Lowder (Part. 1 of our NFL Mid-Season Report)

In part 1 of The 2 Man Weave Podcast's NFL Mid-Season Report, Cam and I defend the Percy Harvin trade, followed by a headfirst dive into our Top 10 Power Rankings. Afterwards we each make our case for MVP of the first half of the season. 

Come back next week for part 2! 

@danye33 / @CamboScoots

Wednesday, October 22, 2014

The 2 Man Weave Podcast #13 with Gary McClune

In episode #13 of the 2 Man Weave Podcast Gary and I talk about his experience at the Vikings-Bills game and the time I prank called Golden Tate. We also break down the Percy Harvin trade and bring you up to speed on everything you need to know from a fantasy perspective heading into week 8 of the NFL season. 

@danye33 / @LeBronaldReagan 

Tuesday, October 21, 2014

The 27 Most Basic Instagram Pictures

Instagram, the popular photo-sharing app that sounds more like a delivery weed service, has embedded itself deep into the psyche of narcissists everywhere. It’s a cultural phenomenon that exists only to stroke our own egos and quantify our self-worth with each received double-click. But despite all the possible places, poses and filters in the world, we so often retreat to what we know. The #basics. The guaranteed ‘like.’  

I don’t know if it’s the drop in temperature, or the drop of pumpkin in your spiced iced latte, but something about the fall makes Instagram users lose all sense of originality.

That’s not to say autumn is the only season where creativity heads into hibernation. Sunsets in the summer. Graduation gowns in the spring. NYE poppin’ bottles with mah bitches!! But for whatever reason the fall is undoubtedly the biggest culprit, and the inspiration behind our list.

So without further ado, we present to you, the 27 most basic types of pictures you are bound to see while scrolling down your smartphone. 

1. Apple Picking

2. Spiced Pumpkin everything 

3. Christmas tree at Roc Center

4. Starbucks cup with misspelled name

5. Hot dog legs at the beach

6. Sorority letters

7. Ray Ban reflections

8a. Workout gear

8b. Post workout selfie

9. Northface/Leggings/Uggs combo 


11. #nomakeup (but really #yesmakeup)

12. Their dog

13. New haircut

14. Blurry concert pic accompanied by song lyric

15. Sushi 

16. Brunch (mimosas included, obv)

17. "Just because" flowers from the boyfriends

18. Jumping on the beach

19. Sunsets

20. Their clean car

21. Yoga pose 

22. #tbt from early childhood 

23. Screen shots of convos with their S.O.

24. Names written in the sand

25. Birthday collages 

26. Boardy Barn stickers 

27. Graduation cap group hugs

fresh (@danye33) / Jenny (@JennnLong)

Week 8 Waiver Wire Pickups

Tre Mason, RB, Rams- Week 7 Stats: 18 car, 85 rush yds, 1 rush TD

Mason’s name came up on “Rams Running Back Roulette” in week 7 and the rookie out of Auburn did not disappoint. Tre thrashed the Seahawks defense for 85 yards and a score in St. Louis’ stunning 28-26 upset win over Seattle. This backfield is going to undoubtable cause owners to sprout grey hairs as the season progresses, but if you feel like taking this ride there is a chance Mason becomes this year’s Zac Stacy, winning the job over and never looking back. Though far from a certainty, he has the highest upside of any back on the waiver wire this week.

Denard Robinson, RB, Jaguars- Week 7 Stats: 22 car, 127 rush yds, 1 rush TD

It looks like our “Storm warnings” were a bit off last week, as the Jags instead decided to run with former University of Michigan quarterback Denard Robinson in their win over the Browns. Robinson carried the ball 22 times for 127 yards in a score- by far the most productive game of any Jacksonville running back this season. Head coach Gus Bradley says the job is his to lose, making him an exciting addition to this week’s waiver class. Any time you can snag a starting RB this late in the season you’ve got to do it.  

Bryce Brown, RB, Bills- Week 7 Stats: DNP (healthy scratch)

Brown wasn’t active in the Bills come-from-behind, last second victory over the Vikings, but he’s expected to see a lot of action over the next few weeks. Buffalo lost C.J. Spiller for the rest of the season with a broken collarbone, and Fred Jackson for upwards of a month with a groin injury. The Bills gave up a fourth round pick for Brown last May and now it’s time for them to get some return on their investment. Their two-back system is not expected to change, which means Anthony Dixon will remain in the picture, but from a talent perspective it’s not even close that Bryce is the back you want on your team. If he excels in the Spiller role, he could be flex worthy even after the always reliable F Jax returns.

Doug Baldwin, WR, Seahawks- Week 7 Stats: 7 rec, 123 rec yds, 1 rec TD

Baldwin seamlessly snuck into the Seahawks WR1 slot Sunday in Seattle’s loss to St. Louis. He grabbed seven balls for 123 yards and touchdown- much better numbers than anything his former teammate Percy Harvin had put up all year. Baldwin should continue to see the lion’s share of the targets in this offense moving forward. From a fantasy perspective he is a feel-good flex play with WR3 upside.

Jermaine Gresham, TE, Bengals- Week 7 Stats: 10 rec, 48 rec yds (12 targets)

The Bengals got beat down badly in their 27-0 shutout loss to the Colts. Indy completely neutralized Gio Bernard and made Andy Dalton look like Raggedy Ann, but that didn’t stop tight end Jermaine Greshman from hauling in 10 of 12 targets for 48 yards. Star wideout A.J. is easing his way back from a toe injury, and fellow tight end Tyler Eifert is still a few weeks away from returning from an elbow injury, meaning now is the time for Gronk, Gates and Kelce owners to capitalize on Gresh during their byes.

Jerick McKinnon, RB, Vikings- Week 7 Stats: 19 car, 103 rush yds, 2 rec, 4 rec yds

I’ve been telling you to add McKinnon for weeks now, but if he’s still sitting there on waivers he should be your top priority. The days of Matt Asiata being fantasy relevant are over. The future of Vikings backfield starts now.

Robert Griffin III, QB, Redskins- Week 7 Stats: DNP (injured)

RG3 could be back in action as early as Monday night, and since Kirk Cousins did everything in his power to kill any possibility of a quarter back controversy in our nation’s capital, the job belongs to the Subway spokesman. If you’re desperate at QB, or perhaps a Matt Ryan owner in peril, it would be behoove you to take a flier on the former rookie of the year. 

-fresh (@danye33)

Tuesday, October 14, 2014

Week 7 Waiver Wire Pickups

Mohamed Sanu, WR, Bengals—Week 6 Stats: 11 rec, 120 rec yds, 1 rec TD

With both AJ Green (toe) and Marvin Jones (ankle) sidelined due to injury, Sanu starred in his leading role, hauling in 11 balls for 120 yards and a touchdown in the Bengals’ 37-37 tie versus the Panthers. The team placed Jones on season ending IR Tuesday and Green is expected to miss this weekend’s tilt with the Colts, meaning Sanu will once again see the lion’s share of looks in the passing game. The fact that Jones won’t play in 2014 means Sanu will at the very worst, remains a safe flex play for the remainder of the season.

Carson Palmer, QB, Cardinals—Week 6 Stats: 28 of 44 for 250 pass yds, 2 pass TDs

The former No. 1 overall pick took the field for the first time since suffering nerve damage in his neck back in Week 1. Palmer got the job done, throwing for 250 yards and a pair of touchdowns in the Cardinals’ 30-20 win over the Redskins. More importantly, he connected with (fading) star wideouts Larry Fitzgerald and Michael Floyd in the end zone. Two players in drastic need of quarterback upgrade after suffering through Drew Stanton and Logan Thomas for the past four games. Arizona is sitting pretty at the top of the ultra competitive NFC West, and with a few cupcake games on the horizon (Raiders/Rams), look for Palmer to put up consistent top 10 QB numbers.
I know it’s going to be tempting to hop on the Flacco train after his unreal, five first half touchdown game versus the Buccs. But their upcoming schedule isn’t as favorable and that team will always look to run first.

Brandon LaFell, WR, Patriots—Week 6 Stats: 4 rec, 97 rec yds, 2 rec TDs

We knew one of the Patriots wide receivers was going to emerge as a touchdown threat, and through six games journeyman Brandon LaFell seems to fit the bill. Julian Edelman remains Brady’s safety blanket, but when they get in the red zone it’s been all LaFell, Gronk or fellow tight end Tim Wright. New England should blow the Jets out of the water Thursday night. Look for LaFell to continue his hot streak against New York’s depleted secondary.

Jace Amaro, TE, Jets—Week 6 Stats: 10 rec, 68 rec yds, 1 rec TD

Amaro, a second round pick out of Texas Tech, was the lone bright spot in Gang Green’s 31-17 loss to the Broncos at MetLife. The bulking tight end was primarily used as a pass catcher, hauling in 10 of his 12 targets for 68 yards and a touchdown. Head coach Rex Ryan said he would like Amaro to be “half of Rob Gronkowski,” and if that can come to fruition I’d take a flier if desperate. The Jets have no one that scares you in the passing game, including their quarterback, and are constantly playing from behind. So it would only make sense that they try to involve their prized rookie as much as possible to groom him for the future.

Storm Johnson, RB, Jaguars—Week 6 Stats: 10 car, 21 rush yds, 1 rush TD

Could a storm be brewing in Jacksonville? Possibly. The rookie back out of Central Florida got the nod Sunday, leapfrogging Toby Gerhart and Denard Robinson on the depth chart. Despite being on a 10 carry limit, Johnson still managed to work his way into the end zone in the Jags 16-14 loss to the Titans. This team has about as little upside as you can find (from a fantasy perspective) east of Oakland, but still it’s not everyday that a starting running back finds their way to the waiver wire. Scoop him and up and keep an eye on how the carriers get divided up moving forward.
-fresh (@danye33)

Hot Fiya- Sam Smith "How Will I Know (Chris Meid Remix)"

Everyone's favorite half-human, half-Tricorn hat doing it big per usual in this Chris Meid remix. 

-fresh (@danye33)

Tuesday, October 7, 2014

Week 6 Waiver Wire Pickups

Andre Williams, RB, Giants- Week 5 Stats: 20 car, 65 rush yds, 1 rush TD, 2 rec, 18 rec yds

Williams assumed the workhorse role in the Giants offense following Rashad Jennings’ second quarter knee injury. The former Heisman finalist came in like a wrecking ball, barreling his way into the end zone on one of his career high 20 carries. I mentioned last week how the Giants offense is really starting to click, and the fact that they didn’t skip a beat once Jennings went down bodes well for his upcoming absence. The rookie out of Boston College goes from must-have handcuff to low-end RB1 in week 6 if he gets the start.

Branden Oliver, RB, Chargers- Week 5 Stats: 19 car, 114 rush yds, 1 rush TD, 4 rec, 68 rec yds, 1 rec TD

He looks like Sproles, plays like Sproles and produces like Sproles. Oliver came out of the woodwork and absolutely shredded the Jets previously top ranked run defense in the Chargers 31-0 shutout win over Gang Green. Benefiting from a concussion to interim starter Donald Brown, the rookie made an amazing first impression, leaving San Diego fans salivating at the prospect of more. With Danny Woodhead out for the season, Oliver should continue to play a big part in this offense regardless of when Brown and Ryan Matthews return. I would be shocked if he didn't finish as a top 15 back this weekend, heading into a juicy match-up versus the lowly Raiders. 

Mike Glennon, WB, Buccaneers- Week 5 Stats: 19 of 32 for 249 pass yds, 2 pass TDs, INT

The 6’6” second year slinger out of NC State brought some much needed life back into the Buccs offense. He’s averaging 275 yards passing and two touchdowns per game since taking over for Josh McCown,  and their overall points per game has jumped nearly two touchdowns. Tampa plays Baltimore this Sunday, followed by a week off. But coming back from the bye they face four cupcake defenses in a row- Minnesota, Cleveland, Atlanta and Washington. I fully expect him to put up low-end QB1 numbers in each of those four contests.


Odell Beckham Jr, WR, Giants- Week 5 Stats: 4 rec, 44 rec yds, 1 rec TD

You down with ODB? Well, if you plan on winning some fantasy games in the near future, you should be. The first round pick out of LSU made his NFL debut in Sunday’s come-from-behind 30-20 win over the Falcons. He snagged four balls for 44 yards and a touchdown (as well as a pretty nifty end zone dance). His skill set is perfect for Big Blue’s West Coast offense and should continue to eat at Victor Cruz’s production as the season continues. I love Beckham as a high upside half or full point PPR play in week 6 versus the Eagles.

Ronnie Hillman, RB, Broncos- Week 5 Stats: 15 car, 65 rush yds

All eyes were on Peyton Manning and Demaryius Thomas during their record setting day in the desert, but a shake up in the backfield caught fans attention too. First string running back, and 2014 fantasy football first round round disappointment, Montee Ball, went down with a groin injury, allowing the third year back out of San Diego State to showcase his skill set. The Broncos are expected to roll with a committee of Hillman, C.J Anderson (a healthy scratch on Sunday) and Juwan Thompson during Ball's two or three week absence, but I wouldn't break the free agent budget bank for any one of these guys. Gun to my head Hillman is the guy I would feel most comfortable throwing in my starting lineup, but unless you are a Ball owner, I'd steer clear of this potentially messy situation. 

Tim Wright, TE, Patriots- Week 5 Stats: 5 rec, 85 rec yds, 1 rec TD

Wright had his first meaningful moments as a member of the New England Patriots in their 43-17 bashing of the Bengals Sunday night at Gillette Stadium. For the first time in the post-Aaron Hernandez era the Pats were able to get high-end production from both of their tight ends in the same game. Aside from Gronk and Edelman, any receiver on this team is going to come with their fair share of risk. But I think the upside makes him an intriguing add with the potential of earning low-end TE1 consideration if Belichick embraces the duel tight end attack.   

-fresh (@danye33)

Friday, October 3, 2014

The 2 Man Weave Podcast #12 with Miggs

In episode #12 of the 2 Man Weave Podcast Miggs and I get weird- hitting on a barrage of topics including sex robots, free food frenzies in the office and the dirtiest job in the world. We also break down the perils of moving and why cross country excursions on foot never end well. 

@danye33 / @NickMiggs

Thursday, October 2, 2014

"Bones" Pays Tribute To "The Simpons" By Airing Homer's Brain Scan In Background Shot


Beast Mode Jr.

Not since Landon pushed Carley up the mountain in the Fresh Meat 2 finale has one man put his team on his back the way the white team's quarterback did in this touchdown run. He hit the truck stick, juke, stiff-arm trifecta, and did so with literally zero help from any of his teammates.

The only player who even attempted to throw a block was #34 and that was a full second after they already scored.

Also big shout out to #10 in purple who tripped on his own feet, swiping out three of his own guys in the process.

-fresh (@danye33)